Losing it[1]

Only yesterday, I revealed the truth about the covert use of advanced, possibly even alien, technology in Newcastle. Whether it was some bizarre bio-technological genetic engineering or something beyond our current understanding of physics remains a mystery.

But there’s more. Obviously the door I discovered yesterday is just part of something much bigger. Today, I stumbled upon evidence that someone is dabbling with time travel. Now that can only lead to trouble. Before you know it, everyone will be their own grandparents, and history will become a bizarre tangled mess. Hmmm, maybe it’s already happened. Whoever is responsible for these dangerous experiments, and whatever they’re really up to, the most sinister aspect has to be this: they’re revealing themselves through toys. This label was spotted on the box of a small model dinosaur, on sale in a Newcastle shop, for all to see.


For anyone who can’t make out the details on the blurry picture, this is what it says:

Contents:
Tyranosaurus rex with

Real dinosaur sounds.
Light-up eyes.
Full articulation.
Requires 3 button batteries
(LR44/AR13/A76/G13) included.

Got that?
Real dinosaur sounds.

Obviously, I didn’t want to alert them to my presence, so I had to make do with a covert photo taken with my camera phone. Would it be too risky to buy it, and hear for myself the recordings brought forward from the Cretaceous? Should I take that chance for the benefit of the throngs of Losing it[1] readers?