A long long time ago, on a list far far away, it was alleged that 90%[1] of my posts could be replaced by numbers corresponding to my most frequent comments. While I utterly denied this[2], I went along with the joke for a while[3] and even recorded some sound files of these allegedly often repeated sayings.
- Mutter
- Yes
- Ahem
- Pedant
- Tart
- He’s never denied it
- So, no change there, then
- Boing!
- Naah, it’s your end, not mine
- Life? Don’t talk to me about life
- So, it’s pick on Les day, I see
- I am completely innocent
- Hah!
- Hey!
- Uh huh
- What?
- Context Alert!
- I blame AJ
- Bastards!
- I seeeeeeeeeeee…
- Woo hoo hoo hoo!
- Not really
Kevin Miller[4] wanted to know how I pronounce Gaggia.
Michèle[6] was agog to hear how I pronounce gog.
More questions followed. And more.
Martin wanted to know about the sandwiches
Oh, please, Mary!
Did all this work keep people happy? Did it heck as like!
Twisty wanted to indulge in her fantasies.
Brian, I am telling you that Harry is not hairy.
Questions have been asked about Birmingham
Tom[7] wanted something for Edward
Twisty[8], having had her fantasies dealt with earlier, wanted to hear me speak her name
It’s a dog’s life, isn’t it, Twisty?
It’s offaly good, isn’t it?
The ever-demanding Mr Miller wanted a ringtone
[1] Or perhaps more
[2] It is also claimed that I do that a lot
[3] Until I forgot, or something
[4] Hi Kevin!![5]
[5] Hi Sherry!
[6] Hi Michèle!
[7] Hi Tom![5]
[8] Hi Twisty![5]