A long long time ago, on a list far far away, it was alleged that 90%[1] of my posts could be replaced by numbers corresponding to my most frequent comments. While I utterly denied this[2], I went along with the joke for a while[3] and even recorded some sound files of these allegedly often repeated sayings.
Kevin Miller[4] wanted to know how I pronounce Gaggia.
Michèle[6] was agog to hear how I pronounce gog. More questions followed. And more.
Martin wanted to know about the sandwiches
Oh, please, Mary!
Did all this work keep people happy? Did it heck as like!
[1] Or perhaps more
[2] It is also claimed that I do that a lot
[3] Until I forgot, or something
[4] Hi Kevin!![5]
[5] Hi Sherry!
[6] Hi Michèle!