It’s quite shocking, the things I have to put up with. For a while now, some people have been claiming that I bear a slight resemblance to some TV personality known as Simon Cowell[1].
And now, one of my friends[2] has created a web page drawing attention to this vicious attack! I’m shocked! 
Outraged! 
And other things! 
[1] Pop Idol in the UK, and its American equivalent, apparently. Wouldn’t know, as I wouldn’t watch that kind of thing without being paid a very large sum of money up front.
[2] Who shall remain nameless for the moment, but you know who you are, Gordon[3]
[3] Ooops 
Friday, 15th April 2005 8:14 pm
Is that me on that site?
Friday, 15th April 2005 8:19 pm
Which one?
I suggest you ask the perpetrator of that abomination!
Friday, 15th April 2005 8:35 pm
Which one is you?
Friday, 15th April 2005 8:50 pm
Who? Simon or me?
Saturday, 16th April 2005 8:29 pm
I can understand how you’d be confused. I’m *still* trying to figure it out!
Saturday, 16th April 2005 8:31 pm
Remind me to block you from commenting here.
Saturday, 16th April 2005 9:24 pm
Reminder: Do not block Twisty from commenting here.
Saturday, 16th April 2005 10:25 pm
Reminder: Twisty gets things backwards