Normal[1] service will be resumed on or around Saturday 1 May. I do hope you can all[2] contain yourselves in my absence….
[1] For an arbitrarily “ab” value of “normal”
[2] All the thousands of readers 
Sunday, 25th April 2004 1:04 pm
![Pausing on a low[1] point](http://lcb.me.uk/losingit/images/headlines/c6efb1151fa7bae6fbebd42819029d56.png){kind=small}
Last weight report for a week, as I’m off on a course[2]. This morning’s weight: back down to 203.0 pounds (14 stone 7 pounds[3], 92.1kg).
[1] In a good way 
[2] And I’m not taking my scales
[3] Or 14½ stone, if you like[4]
[4] It’s the same whether you like it or not
